Part 1 of 3. Computer troubles have caused me to not be able to get all of this story done at once. I’ll get to it next week. Sorry that there’s no funny part today. Proof that you can’t trust computers.

Edit: Well great. After taking steps to make sure that everything would be readable when it’s posted, it’s barely readable when it’s posted. More proof that you can’t trust computers. I will go set myself on fire now.