The Mustache Mafia has always been a long-running inside joke with a few of my friends. We came up with a lot of different clubs to go along with it.

Beard Brigade
-Goatee Group
-Soul Patch Sect
-Wizard Beard Wangers
-Chinstrap Chain

Mustache Mafia
-Handlebar Homies
-Fu Manchu Men

Unibrow Understudy

Sideburn Society